Robin vs. Red Hood

Tim Drake may be the most “normal” of the Robins.  He’s not a former circus acrobat.  He didn’t live on the streets as a homeless thug.  He wasn’t raised by the League of Assassins.  Sure, his parents were famous world-traveling archaeologists, but for the most part, Drake grew up normal and well-adjusted.  More importantly, after Dick Grayson left the position to become Nightwing, and Jason Todd’s dislike by the fans prompted his early death, Drake stepped into the role to both critical and fan acclaim.  He served as Robin just shy of 20 years, from 1989 to 2009.  For the current generation reading comics, Drake is their Robin.

We go back a little in time to the mid-2000s.  Todd (now Red Hood) just came back to life, and enraged over Batman’s refusal to avenge his death and a new, younger Robin patrolling the streets of Gotham.  Also, Todd’s insane.

You, my friends, get to witness the first encounter Todd and Drake ever had in Teen Titans #29, written by Geoff Johns and drawn by Tony S. Daniel.  Lucky you.

On weekends, Drake fights crime with other sidekicks in the Teen Titans.  I mean, they’re all accomplished superheroes in their own right, but being smack in the middle of puberty makes it difficult to join the Justice League.  Oh, and one night, Todd broke into the Teen Titans headquarters to beat the crap out of his replacement.

Yes, I find it as weird as you do that he somehow made an adult Robin costume.  As for the two fighters, Drake’s smarter and a far better strategist, but he’s smaller and weaker than Todd.  By this point, Todd may have actually had more training – he learned alongside Bruce Wayne’s old mentors during the years everyone thought Todd was dead.  Though to be fair to Drake, he does use a stick.

Look, despite Red Hood’s bonafide supervillain status, his anger isn’t totally unjustified.  I mean, he’s definitely going about this the wrong way, but he believes with all of his heart and soul that his death meant nothing to Batman and the others.  Drake replaced him fairly quickly and the Joker continues to run free and happy.  Is Todd wrong?  Absolutely, though hard to convince him otherwise.

I just want to make sure you remember that when Todd was Robin, his costume didn’t have pants.

Todd’s biggest weakness has always been his temper.  Maybe his victim mentality.  Either way, the dude is way overdue for therapy.  The adult Robin costume may be the biggest warning sign yet.

By the way, the evidence strongly backs up Drake’s claims.  Batman will never forgive himself for letting Todd die under his watch.  Makes for powerful character development and whatnot.

Unfortunately, victory goes to Red Hood.  But even in defeat, Drake is still a badass.  C’mon, buddy, do you think you’re that good now?  Do you really, Tim?

And like all good Bat people, the Red Hood disappears into the night, leaving his call sign for any other Teen Titans who dare cross him:

Okay, that dude seriously needs professional help.

If you want to see Drake and Todd battle again, they clash in Batman: Battle for the Cowl #2.  And instead of two Robin costumes, both are wearing Batman suits.  Stuff like that just happens.  By the way on a final note, in the rebooted DC universe, Drake never became Robin, instead crime fighting as Red Robin from the moment he stepped into the Batcave.  So this story may not have ever happened in the new DC canon.  Though you know where it’ll always be alive and well?  That’s right, I’m pointing to my heart.


Scarecrow and the Sinestro Corps ring

I like to think that many comic book fans underestimate just how powerful those Green Lantern rings can be.  The potential alone makes a Green Lantern as crazy strong as his or her creativity, which is in a way, a far more dynamic tool than say, muscles and years of martial arts training.  I did a previous article on just how bloody the Green Lantern adventures are if you want to read more.

A few years, before the DC universe rebooted, they had a huge crossover event called Blackest Night. All the dead superheroes/family members came back to life as angry, tough, invincible monsters, and with seventy years of comics, that’s a lot of dead people.  Only the Green Lantern Corps, the Red Lantern Corps, the Blue Lantern Corps, the Sinestro Corps, the Star Sapphires, Agent Orange, and the Indigo Tribe (lots of colors nowadays) can hope to stop this madness.  Unfortunately, with so many Black Lantern zombies flying around, the rainbow kids needed some extra manpower.

Ganthet the Guardian has a few recruiting ideas in Blackest Night #6-7, written by Geoff Johns and drawn by Ivan Reis.

As you can see, each of the rings are powered by a different emotion who then sought out the closest person that most closely symbolizes their little mottos.  The Sinestro Corps (the yellow ring) operates on fear.  Well, since Batman’s currently dead, who would be a close second that best scares/soils the pants of his victims?  I mean, it’s not really a surprise.  You read the title of the article.

No doubt Scarecrow’s crazy.  But I love that he’s been exposed to so much fear gas over the years that it’s now the only emotion he can’t experience.  Just like Riddler needs Batman for the intellectual stimulation and the Joker needs Batman for joy and personal fulfillment, Scarecrow needs him just as badly to complete the one missing element in his life: fear.  That’s deep.  So now that he has a tool capable of replacing the Dark Knight, how does it go?

Y’see, the power rings gathered up other capable individuals as well.  Like Wonder Woman recruited by the Star Sapphires because of her great capacity to love or the Flash never-relenting hope allowing him to be deputized by the Blue Lantern Corps.  Unfortunately, the orange ring is greed, which has the nasty side effect of its wearer wanting everything.

And with that, Lex Luthor ended Scarecrow’s Sinestro Corps career almost as soon as it started.  But we know supervillains, and their most defining quality is forgiveness and an inability to hold grudges. Right?

After Blackest Night ended, the DC universe back to normal.  Except that a few loose ends needed tying up, like in Superman/Batman #77, written by Josh Williamson and drawn by Alé Garza.  More on that in a few pages.

Supergirl, hanging out in Gotham City for the night, witnesses a gruesome crime scene.  And while she can punch bad guys into outer space, a keen investigative mind isn’t exactly one of her strengths. But she’s in Gotham, so a brilliant detective can be found one short flight across town.

If you don’t know Damian Wayne, no better introduction needed.  The biological son of a one-night stand between Bruce Wayne and Talia al Ghul, the ten year-old may actually be one of the finest assassins and warriors in the DC universe.  Also, he’s a massive jerk.  Years and years of having a mother never shutting up about how great you are and what you’re destined to achieve can affect a young boy’s sense of self-worth.  And despite his rudeness and arrogance, the kid is quite good at what he does, especially with that Wayne blood flowing through him.

Eventually, the two superheroes figure out the thread that all the murders have in common:

Yup, those poor college kids were the shining posterity of Lexcorp.  That’s going to hurt the stock. Luckily, and most likely because there’s only 24 pages to tell the story, all the remaining interns are conveniently gathered at that moment for the annual Halloween party.  Time to solve this mystery.

Li’l Matches makes me laugh.  Y’know, because when Batman goes undercover as a mobster, it’s always as Matches Malone, so this a parody of that.  Well, maybe it’s not that funny.  Anyway, the murderer gets uncovered quickly, and you probably figured it out who since the article’s about him.

Yes, things took a turn for the worse.  Let’s be fair: Damian is a master martial artist.  He’s extremely agile.  The kid can take down even the toughest baddies, despite being half everyone’s size.  But to fight Supergirl hopped up on fear gas?  That’s a fight even his father can’t win.

The problem with fear gassing superheroes is that they tend to have tremendous willpower, which allows them to overpower illusions and regain control from the fear gas fairly quickly.  How sad for Scarecrow.  Though not to say it wasn’t rough for a while.

Mission complete.  Except for the whole motive of why Scarecrow’s dousing Lexcorp interns.  The two aren’t exactly friends, but their paths and goals, rarely if ever, intersect.  Let Crane tell you the poor, tragic reason:

It would be kind of sad if he didn’t murder a dozen kids.  Oh well, such is a supervillain’s life.  How else could this story possibly end?


Supergirl’s unfortunate promise

I like Supergirl.  She’s in a very small minority of superheroes that fights crime in a skirt.  More importantly, the charms of the newly reintroduced Supergirl (real name Kara Zor El) and her solo series back in the early 2000s provided a superhero who had to learn the ropes of bad guy beating, unlike so many of the other established heroes who had been taking out supervillains in the DC universe for decades.  It’s a fun change to see a superhero start from the beginning.  And today, Kara learns something very important: sometimes punching just isn’t enough.

Let’s take this life journey together in Supergirl #26-32, written by Kelley Puckett and drawn by Drew Johnson, Lee Ferguson, Ron Randall, & Brad Walker.  The adventure starts like any normal day for the Superman family with saving people from a collapsing building.  Comic book skyscrapers are just so fragile.

Nothing wrong so far, right?  Supergirl’s the gallant protector of the helpless, especially with scared young children.  Well, except for one small, tiny detail about this boy:

Superman plays that Superman role (“Hey buddy, you know that superheroes have a lot of amazing powers, right?  But…) and in a totally impulsive decision, Supergirl refuses to take the easy way out. She’s a superhero, gosh darn it.

Let’s be fair.  Supergirl has a ton of cool abilities.  She can survive in the vacuum of space.  She has both heat rays and freeze breath.  She retains the respect and admiration of her peers despite a costume with an exposed torso.  But she can’t cure cancer — a little beyond Kryptonian capabilities. So time to find out who can.  First up, Wonder Woman.

You know, the superhero community isn’t as supportive as you’d think.  Tolerant, sure.  But supportive?  Not when it comes to impossibilities, even in a world filled with aliens, magic, and time travel.  But Kara isn’t going to give up.  If Superman’s friends can’t get her what she wants, time to move onto the fringe, gritty section of the DC universe.

Resurrection Man (real name Mitchell Shelley)!  He’s immortal, and every time he dies, he gets a new superpower upon his return.  Actually, that’s explained in the next few panels:

And honestly, that’s not a bad plan at all.  Might take a while, but has a legitimate chance of success. Only one problem with that plan: that pesky having-to-die-to-receive-a-new-power part.

Frustrated and unable to kill the drunk hobo, Supergirl form a new plan.  Instead of slaughtering poor Resurrection Man a few hundred times, the two of them would instead go grab the supervillain that created Resurrection Man in the first place.  Now, this makes the origin of Shelley a little suspect.  It’s established in canon that the dudes’s been around for tens of thousands of years, yet his powers were specifically created by a mad scientist in his lab.  Look, let’s not worry about that and suspend our disbelief for the next few pages.

As you can expect from a supervillain.  This plan blows up in Supergirl’s face.  Literally.

They should have known he’d betray them the second they saw the eyepatch.  Oh well.  Now Dr. Luzano gets both a beating and a lecture on morality from an angry teenager.

Oh, and Resurrection Man’s new fancy power when he revives this time?

A healing ray!  That’s quite lucky.  After pummeling the bad doctor, all that’s left is for Kara to bring Resurrection Man to the dying boy and we all end this article on a heartwarming happy ending!

Or not.  Even with super speed, sometimes superheroes just aren’t fast enough.

A testament to Supergirl that even with the boy’s death, she doesn’t give up.  There’re still two issues left of this arc.  I’m not going to cover them.  She tries blood injections, time travel, and even hunting down another supervillain in an alien war zone.  But, unfortunately, some problems just remain unsolvable.

Sadly, at the end of her long, heartbreaking journey, she learns the one lesson that Superman has known for decades.