Quicksilver: equally amazing and dysfunctionalPosted: 02/28/2013
I’ll admit a secret: I rooted for the Avengers during the Marvel event Avengers vs. X-Men. In the past, my appreciation for the X-Men tends to be far less reliable and deep than my adoration for Captain America and his gang of misfits. But with this website, I’ve had to read hundreds of issues of series, characters, and teams I never experienced before. It’s awesome, you should try it. Through my “research,” I’m now totally on board with America’s favorite mutants. The depth, complexity, and long-lasting cultural impact of the X-Men and their stories have been sorely missing in my life. A hole in my heart repaired itself as I delved into the enormous backlog of X-Men adventures. But enough about me. Let’s talk about Quicksilver.
Debuting in X-Men #4 back in 1964, written by Stan Lee and drawn by Jack Kirby, Pietro Maximoff (Quicksilver) and his sister Wanda (Scarlet Witch) briefly fought the X-Men as Magneto’s lackies:
Soon after this, they became Avengers. It took twenty years for the truth to be revealed that they’re actually Magneto’s biological children. As you can imagine, Magneto’s parenting skills rank slightly lower than complete neglect and slightly higher than bathtub murder. The master of magnetism spent most of his time being evil and stuff, and thus he totally messed up his kids. Way worse than Toddlers and Tiaras.
Today, we’re going to start with a scene from House of M #7, written by the amazing team of Brian Michael Bendis and drawn by Olivier Coipel. While Quicksilver’s basically a rip-off of DC’s Flash, his sister can control and change reality through chaos magic and manipulation. Like a genie or something, I guess. In House of M, Scarlet Witch’s powers became overwhelming, forcing the Avengers and gang to decide how to best solve this problem. Wolverine volunteered stabbing. To protect herself, Magneto suggested Scarlet Witch create an alternative reality where everyone sings songs on the street and dances to show tunes. But you know how alternative realities are, and things turned bad. Oh, and the whole Magneto suggesting thing? That’s not exactly true either:
To be fair to Magneto, empathy has never been one of his strongest traits. Luckily, Quicksilver knows a way to save dear Wanda from a Wolverine stabbing.
As the House of M event unraveled into brawling and disorder, the anger directed at Magneto slowly revealed itself as misplaced. Magneto’s little empire fell apart through Quicksilver’s meddling and lies. While I’m not a parent myself, Quicksilver probably needs a spanking. A Magneto spanking:
The consequences? Magneto smushing his son with a giant piece of steel spawned the three most infamous words in recent Marvel history. You know them:
Because Scarlet Witch can basically reshape reality to her specifications, that whole “No more mutants” phrase took a mutant population of millions and turned it into hundreds. Jubilee had to become a vampire. All blame and finger pointing should be directed at Quicksilver.
A year or so later, Quicksilver sits in a local prison, now pretty much mentally unstable. In the X-Factor: The Quick and the Dead one-shot, written by Peter David and Pablo Raimondi, poor Pietro talks to a half dozen or so hallucinations. The guy needs serious therapy. Here’s the one with the imaginary Magneto:
While Quicksilver made some questionable decisions in the past decade or so, the man’s still defined as a superhero — not a villain. Once he finally grasps the whole mistakes/move on thing, he can get back to his true loves: heroism and his sister (but not in the Ultimate universe way — eww).
That smile shines through, even on his severely battered face. I totally understand the idea that darker, sadder stories tend to sell more copies than happy, lighthearted stories. But when as we readers devote years to following the tales of our favorite heroes, we certainly hope they achieve at least some success and joy in their fictional lives. Hell, Marvel practically sent out a press release when Mark Waid announced he planned to actually let Daredevil win once in a while after the previous hundred and thirty-ish issues of non-stop gloom and doom.
Iron Man would have chartered a jet home for the girl, but let Pietro take baby steps. Saving lives instead of horrendously ruining them takes practice. And just to further enforce my point of Quicksilver’s cool(-itude?), enjoy this scene from Thunderbolts #143, written by Jeff Parker and Miguel Sepulveda.
Summary of the events so far: supervillain stole a super spear.
Mr. X, the psychopath with minor telepathy who knows what his opponents will do before they do it, stands moments away from slaughtering the Mighty Avengers and Amadeus Cho, Hercules’ BFF. I mean, until our dear Pietro shows up. Though Mr. X remains a minor character, his ego and arrogance soar far above his more popular opponents. That’s what makes this upcoming beating so satisfying.
Delightful, right? If you want more of the guy, he becomes a teacher in the Avengers Academy series that premieres soon after this issue. And check out issue #22. That one’s a Quicksilver/Magneto doozy.