The fabulous Frog-ManPosted: 11/08/2012
My favorite posts are the ones where I catalog the major appearances of (very) minor characters. These also get the fewest number of hits, but I can’t help myself. It’s my civic duty, after voting and recycling. If you want to check the previous ones I’ve done, please read about the appearances of Jack Flag, Mandrill, Ursa Major, and Carpenter.
For my fifth entry in a nonexistent series, I introduce Eugene Patillo, the teenage superhero Frog-Man. Mainly used for humor purposes, Eugene has somewhat grown into his own nowadays. Today, enjoy the chronicles of Frog-Man, Marvel’s comic relief. Get it? Double meaning. I’m really proud of myself. In order, here are the issues we’ll be looking at:
Daredevil #25, written by Stan Lee & Gene Colan and drawn by Frank Giacoia (1967)
Marvel Team-Up #121, written by J.M. DeMatteis and drawn by Kerry Gammill (1982)
Marvel Team-Up #131, written by J.M. DeMatteis and drawn by Kerry Gammill & Mike Esposito (1983)
Defenders #131, written by J.M. DeMatteis & Peter B. Gillis and drawn by Alan Kupperberg (1984)
Spectacular Spider-Man #185, written by J.M. DeMatteis and drawn by Sal Buscema (1992)
Punisher: War Journal #15, written by Matt Fraction and drawn by Scott Wegener (2008)
Spider-Man’s Tangled Web #12, written by Zeb Wells and drawn by Duncan Fegredo (2002)
Spider-Island: The Avengers one-shot, written by Chris Yost and drawn by Mike McKone (2011)
Starting off, Vincent Patillo (Eugene’s father) first tackled Daredevil. And surprisingly, for being a man in a frog outfit with zero superpowers, he was taken rather seriously:
Yes, Daredevil’s never fought anyone who could move so fast before. Ever. Let’s assume this is very early in Daredevil’s crime fighting career. Writers, specifically DeMatteis, realized that selling this Leap-Frog as a serious supervillain probably won’t work in the long term. And this is in a universe where the world’s toughest men and women wear their underwear outside their pants. So, in a character-defining decision, Vincent retired from the role and his son Eugene was introduced.
Teenage superheroes have and continue to be extremely successful. There’s totally an audience for child superheroes. All I’m saying is that Peter Parker woke up the day after his origin story with a six-pack abs and perfect vision, instead of a chunky teen squeezing into a creepy scuba suit. Immediately, Eugene served his purpose in the Marvel universe as comic fodder for the heroes he teamed up with, winning battles almost entirely through luck and accidents.
The dude even received his own arch-nemesis: the White Rabbit.
More importantly, Frog-Man fought crime solely to impress his father and restore that frog suit’s good name. Which as far as joke superheroes go, creates fairly heartwarming scenarios.
Over the years, Frog-Man would pop up in issues that needed a break from cosmic tragedy and depressingly emotional struggles.
Spider-Man even went to Eugene’s house for dinner once. Like inviting a school buddy over to stay the night. Look, this was before Spider-Man joined the Avengers and made all those new respectable friends.
As you figure, dinner gets interrupted by crime, because superheroes aren’t allowed time off.
Jumping ahead ten years in comics, Frog-Man still operates in the city, albeit not much different than his previous purpose. After all, supervillains will always need bashing.
Eugene even got an updated origin in 2002:
All of this leads to a single issue. During Spider-Island, the Marvel event where everyone in New York City developed spider powers, the Avengers received their very own one-shot. And in a flash of writing genius, Frog-Man showed up to protect his town:
To be fair to Eugene, he has some training now. Y’see, after the Civil War, Iron Man decided to place a superhero team in all fifty states. That’s a ton of superheroes needed. Plus, who do you send to battle supervillains in states that don’t have supervillains? Absolutely, Frog-Man. The ranks stretched thin in the mid-2000s. So yes, Frog-Man is an Avenger. Sort of. If you want to see for yourself, he appeared in select issues of Avengers: The Initiative. Though I believe that Frog-Man turned out to be a secret Skrull. The Marvel universe is complicated.
Anyway, back to Spider-Island:
In a plot twist, the guy has totally improved since the 1990s:
Frog-Man, Ms. Marvel, Hawkeye, and Jessica Jones head off to fight their very own supervillain: Flag-Smasher. The baddie’s a terrorist with a giant mace. That’s it. No superpowers, except those pesky spider-powers gifting the city at the moment.
And how does Frog-Man save the day? Y’know, there’s a nasty side effect involved with eating right before spending the next twenty pages flipping and jumping around. I’m just saying Captain America has never used this method to win before:
I’m sure Frog-Man will appear again one day. I don’t want tell the brilliant writers how to do their job, but I do hear there’s a new Young Avengers series coming soon. What’s one more hero on the roster?