Scarecrow and the Sinestro Corps ring

I like to think that many comic book fans underestimate just how powerful those Green Lantern rings can be.  The potential alone makes a Green Lantern as crazy strong as his or her creativity, which is in a way, a far more dynamic tool than say, muscles and years of martial arts training.  I did a previous article on just how bloody the Green Lantern adventures are if you want to read more.

A few years, before the DC universe rebooted, they had a huge crossover event called Blackest Night. All the dead superheroes/family members came back to life as angry, tough, invincible monsters, and with seventy years of comics, that’s a lot of dead people.  Only the Green Lantern Corps, the Red Lantern Corps, the Blue Lantern Corps, the Sinestro Corps, the Star Sapphires, Agent Orange, and the Indigo Tribe (lots of colors nowadays) can hope to stop this madness.  Unfortunately, with so many Black Lantern zombies flying around, the rainbow kids needed some extra manpower.

Ganthet the Guardian has a few recruiting ideas in Blackest Night #6-7, written by Geoff Johns and drawn by Ivan Reis.

As you can see, each of the rings are powered by a different emotion who then sought out the closest person that most closely symbolizes their little mottos.  The Sinestro Corps (the yellow ring) operates on fear.  Well, since Batman’s currently dead, who would be a close second that best scares/soils the pants of his victims?  I mean, it’s not really a surprise.  You read the title of the article.

No doubt Scarecrow’s crazy.  But I love that he’s been exposed to so much fear gas over the years that it’s now the only emotion he can’t experience.  Just like Riddler needs Batman for the intellectual stimulation and the Joker needs Batman for joy and personal fulfillment, Scarecrow needs him just as badly to complete the one missing element in his life: fear.  That’s deep.  So now that he has a tool capable of replacing the Dark Knight, how does it go?

Y’see, the power rings gathered up other capable individuals as well.  Like Wonder Woman recruited by the Star Sapphires because of her great capacity to love or the Flash never-relenting hope allowing him to be deputized by the Blue Lantern Corps.  Unfortunately, the orange ring is greed, which has the nasty side effect of its wearer wanting everything.

And with that, Lex Luthor ended Scarecrow’s Sinestro Corps career almost as soon as it started.  But we know supervillains, and their most defining quality is forgiveness and an inability to hold grudges. Right?

After Blackest Night ended, the DC universe back to normal.  Except that a few loose ends needed tying up, like in Superman/Batman #77, written by Josh Williamson and drawn by Alé Garza.  More on that in a few pages.

Supergirl, hanging out in Gotham City for the night, witnesses a gruesome crime scene.  And while she can punch bad guys into outer space, a keen investigative mind isn’t exactly one of her strengths. But she’s in Gotham, so a brilliant detective can be found one short flight across town.

If you don’t know Damian Wayne, no better introduction needed.  The biological son of a one-night stand between Bruce Wayne and Talia al Ghul, the ten year-old may actually be one of the finest assassins and warriors in the DC universe.  Also, he’s a massive jerk.  Years and years of having a mother never shutting up about how great you are and what you’re destined to achieve can affect a young boy’s sense of self-worth.  And despite his rudeness and arrogance, the kid is quite good at what he does, especially with that Wayne blood flowing through him.

Eventually, the two superheroes figure out the thread that all the murders have in common:

Yup, those poor college kids were the shining posterity of Lexcorp.  That’s going to hurt the stock. Luckily, and most likely because there’s only 24 pages to tell the story, all the remaining interns are conveniently gathered at that moment for the annual Halloween party.  Time to solve this mystery.

Li’l Matches makes me laugh.  Y’know, because when Batman goes undercover as a mobster, it’s always as Matches Malone, so this a parody of that.  Well, maybe it’s not that funny.  Anyway, the murderer gets uncovered quickly, and you probably figured it out who since the article’s about him.

Yes, things took a turn for the worse.  Let’s be fair: Damian is a master martial artist.  He’s extremely agile.  The kid can take down even the toughest baddies, despite being half everyone’s size.  But to fight Supergirl hopped up on fear gas?  That’s a fight even his father can’t win.

The problem with fear gassing superheroes is that they tend to have tremendous willpower, which allows them to overpower illusions and regain control from the fear gas fairly quickly.  How sad for Scarecrow.  Though not to say it wasn’t rough for a while.

Mission complete.  Except for the whole motive of why Scarecrow’s dousing Lexcorp interns.  The two aren’t exactly friends, but their paths and goals, rarely if ever, intersect.  Let Crane tell you the poor, tragic reason:

It would be kind of sad if he didn’t murder a dozen kids.  Oh well, such is a supervillain’s life.  How else could this story possibly end?

Supergirl’s unfortunate promise

I like Supergirl.  She’s in a very small minority of superheroes that fights crime in a skirt.  More importantly, the charms of the newly reintroduced Supergirl (real name Kara Zor El) and her solo series back in the early 2000s provided a superhero who had to learn the ropes of bad guy beating, unlike so many of the other established heroes who had been taking out supervillains in the DC universe for decades.  It’s a fun change to see a superhero start from the beginning.  And today, Kara learns something very important: sometimes punching just isn’t enough.

Let’s take this life journey together in Supergirl #26-32, written by Kelley Puckett and drawn by Drew Johnson, Lee Ferguson, Ron Randall, & Brad Walker.  The adventure starts like any normal day for the Superman family with saving people from a collapsing building.  Comic book skyscrapers are just so fragile.

Nothing wrong so far, right?  Supergirl’s the gallant protector of the helpless, especially with scared young children.  Well, except for one small, tiny detail about this boy:

Superman plays that Superman role (“Hey buddy, you know that superheroes have a lot of amazing powers, right?  But…) and in a totally impulsive decision, Supergirl refuses to take the easy way out. She’s a superhero, gosh darn it.

Let’s be fair.  Supergirl has a ton of cool abilities.  She can survive in the vacuum of space.  She has both heat rays and freeze breath.  She retains the respect and admiration of her peers despite a costume with an exposed torso.  But she can’t cure cancer — a little beyond Kryptonian capabilities. So time to find out who can.  First up, Wonder Woman.

You know, the superhero community isn’t as supportive as you’d think.  Tolerant, sure.  But supportive?  Not when it comes to impossibilities, even in a world filled with aliens, magic, and time travel.  But Kara isn’t going to give up.  If Superman’s friends can’t get her what she wants, time to move onto the fringe, gritty section of the DC universe.

Resurrection Man (real name Mitchell Shelley)!  He’s immortal, and every time he dies, he gets a new superpower upon his return.  Actually, that’s explained in the next few panels:

And honestly, that’s not a bad plan at all.  Might take a while, but has a legitimate chance of success. Only one problem with that plan: that pesky having-to-die-to-receive-a-new-power part.

Frustrated and unable to kill the drunk hobo, Supergirl form a new plan.  Instead of slaughtering poor Resurrection Man a few hundred times, the two of them would instead go grab the supervillain that created Resurrection Man in the first place.  Now, this makes the origin of Shelley a little suspect.  It’s established in canon that the dudes’s been around for tens of thousands of years, yet his powers were specifically created by a mad scientist in his lab.  Look, let’s not worry about that and suspend our disbelief for the next few pages.

As you can expect from a supervillain.  This plan blows up in Supergirl’s face.  Literally.

They should have known he’d betray them the second they saw the eyepatch.  Oh well.  Now Dr. Luzano gets both a beating and a lecture on morality from an angry teenager.

Oh, and Resurrection Man’s new fancy power when he revives this time?

A healing ray!  That’s quite lucky.  After pummeling the bad doctor, all that’s left is for Kara to bring Resurrection Man to the dying boy and we all end this article on a heartwarming happy ending!

Or not.  Even with super speed, sometimes superheroes just aren’t fast enough.

A testament to Supergirl that even with the boy’s death, she doesn’t give up.  There’re still two issues left of this arc.  I’m not going to cover them.  She tries blood injections, time travel, and even hunting down another supervillain in an alien war zone.  But, unfortunately, some problems just remain unsolvable.

Sadly, at the end of her long, heartbreaking journey, she learns the one lesson that Superman has known for decades.

Captain Marvel & Superman have a moment

Captain Marvel (aka Billy Baxton), the little boy granted both magical powers and a military title by a crazy cave wizard, owns the title of the best selling comic book superhero of the 1940s.  I’m serious. More sales than Superman, Batman, and any other crime fighter of that time.  Too bad the kid’s not as popular anymore.  Maybe it’s because Billy’s a 10 year-old who turns into an invincible adult with a special word.  Though you can imagine the tragic and inspirational origin story, right?

Yessir, I found his first appearance ever in Whiz Comics #2, edited by Bill Parker way back in 1940. And yes, his mentor is crushed by a giant rock eight panels after he’s introduced.  Still, Captain Marvel (renamed Shazam in the rebooted DC universe) has been childishly beating up bad guys for over seventy years.  Seventy glorious years.

One of the best Captain Marvel stories premiered in the 2005 miniseries Superman/Shazam: First Thunder #1-4, written by Judd Winick and drawn by Joshua Middleton.  The two of them meet for the first time, go on some wacky adventures, and then the bad guy does this:

Y’see, Captain Marvel can take the same beating Superman can in his magic adult mode, but taking out Captain Marvel in his child form is as easy as murdering a poor orphan child.  Luckily, this baddie has no problem with that kind of behavior.  That’s probably why he got to be the main villain of the miniseries.

Because we know a revised origin story isn’t going to have the young boy gunned down three and a half issues in, he survives just in the nick of time.

Cue a fight scene where a SWAT team struggles in vain against an angry child with superpowers. Come on, you don’t think the writer would actually murder a child, right?

Well, not both children.  Okay, depressing.  Though if Lex Luthor murdered Jimmy Olsen or somebody close to Superman, the scene outside his penthouse would probably begin very much like the next scene:

Being a superhero, especially with the innocence of youth, he makes a the noblest of choices:

Clark Kent hears about this little rampage with both his superhearing and place on journalism’s front lines.  Going to confront a man he barely knows (much less the secret identity), he’s surprised by the perfect characterization of a young boy overcome by guilt and frustration.

Using his reporter’s instinct, Superman gets a clue that something is up when a grown man proclaims his best friend to be a pre-pubescent boy.  Except for Batman and the first Robin.  And the second Robin.  The third Robin too.  Definitely the fifth Robin.  Look, he has a selective reporter’s instinct.

Way better disguise than a suit and glasses.  Also, keep in mind that Captain Marvel can’t just abandon and run away from this power.  That insane wizard who grants incredible powers to children meant every word he said.  So Superman makes a decision.  Instead of a stern lecture and vague threats directed at the friendless, homeless orphan boy, Superman figures a better course of action should be taken.  The happy ending course of action.

Aw, now he has a real superfriend.  Warm fuzzies all around.